luca.

[enfangs]

Comments

[notaccurate]

[He just. Sighs and pinches at the bridge of his nose.]

Well, it's over now. You didn't get accused, I'm back among the living, and that's what counts here.

[enfangs]

Good to have you back. [he shifts his weight.] ... She told me last week, on Saturday. I punched her for you, if that helps?

[this is all just a little awkward since endorsi is still one of his best friends at the end of the day (it would be more awkward if white wasn't, uh, used to being surrounded by murderers), but he was mad on luca's behalf!

but it's why he's not sure if luca would want to see him since he knows the dead can see everything, and it's no secret that he and endorsi talk a lot.]

[notaccurate]

A little. I was hoping for more of a reaction from her when I came back, but I will just have to deal with the disappointment there.

[Sorry White, he really hates her and is making no effort to hide it. But he likes White enough to not be mad at him over it?]

I'm mad that she got away with as much as she did, though. I still don't know if all of you missed all of her crimes, or if you were covering for her.

[enfangs]

[he doesn't blame luca, honestly. white's a horrible enough person to still like endorsi despite her crimes, but he is. also very aware that she is a horrible person.]

I had no idea because no one ever fucking tells me anything.

[last saturday was exhausting! all of white's best friends confessing to murder!]

Any other weird details we should know? I mean, I think we all heard Kaz yelling that Ming Yi ate him...?

[notaccurate]

Endorsi has committed many, many crimes, and I'll tell you about those in detail after we deal with the thing crawling in the vents.

[Mostly because something something don't doxx everything until endgame. But yeah she's horrible and he hates her and probably would go after her for revenge if not for the fact that he's depowered.]

Also more killers survived than who ended up among the dead. So congratulations on that.

[enfangs]

I'm not surprised. [he shrugs, apparently not too bothered by all the filthy killers walking free.] We were pretty bad at catching people, and you all sounded pretty salty over there.

[notaccurate]

Just a little. But if I keep thinking about it I'm going to stress myself into a second early grave, so I will not think about it.

[enfangs]

Honestly, not thinking about shit is a good policy to have.

[this is terrible coming from white who is a fucking moron who should think about these things more]

'Sides, we're probably gonna be pretty busy soon, huh?

[notaccurate]

Right, we still need to get out of here. That is going to be a challenge too.

[enfangs]

[he pats luca on the shoulder.]

Hey, at least it sounds like being a nerd might help? Wish we could just fight something, but we got the idea that that'd be bad.

[notaccurate]

Computers don't exist in my world, White. I'm not going to be that helpful.

[enfangs]

Eh, I'm not great with computers either.

[notaccurate]

I never would have guessed.

[enfangs]

Hey!!

[notaccurate]

[Okay, now he's smiling a little.]

It's not so bad, we can cheer the brains on.

[enfangs]

[ :/ ]

Well, you're right about that. Kinda wish there was more we could do, though...

[notaccurate]

There's bound to be some kind of fight, no? The long creature, it won't accept being reprogrammed I don't think.

[enfangs]

I thought the point was not to fight it?

[notaccurate]

Well of course we don't want to fight it, but do you think it's going to let us reprogram it without a fight?

[enfangs]

I really don't know how cyborg furbies behave at this point.

[notaccurate]

I'm sure you'll learn soon enough.

[enfangs]

Great, looking forward to it.

[notaccurate]

[He pats White on the shoulders.]

You have no idea how much I've missed your earnestness, White.

[enfangs]

[squints]

Is... Is this sincere or an insult...

[notaccurate]

That time is sincere, I promise.

[But wow it really can be hard to tell sometimes, can't it?]