luca.

[enfangs]

Comments

[enfangs]

I'm not surprised. [he shrugs, apparently not too bothered by all the filthy killers walking free.] We were pretty bad at catching people, and you all sounded pretty salty over there.

[notaccurate]

Just a little. But if I keep thinking about it I'm going to stress myself into a second early grave, so I will not think about it.

[enfangs]

Honestly, not thinking about shit is a good policy to have.

[this is terrible coming from white who is a fucking moron who should think about these things more]

'Sides, we're probably gonna be pretty busy soon, huh?

[notaccurate]

Right, we still need to get out of here. That is going to be a challenge too.

[enfangs]

[he pats luca on the shoulder.]

Hey, at least it sounds like being a nerd might help? Wish we could just fight something, but we got the idea that that'd be bad.

[notaccurate]

Computers don't exist in my world, White. I'm not going to be that helpful.

[enfangs]

Eh, I'm not great with computers either.

[notaccurate]

I never would have guessed.

[enfangs]

Hey!!

[notaccurate]

[Okay, now he's smiling a little.]

It's not so bad, we can cheer the brains on.

[enfangs]

[ :/ ]

Well, you're right about that. Kinda wish there was more we could do, though...

[notaccurate]

There's bound to be some kind of fight, no? The long creature, it won't accept being reprogrammed I don't think.

[enfangs]

I thought the point was not to fight it?

[notaccurate]

Well of course we don't want to fight it, but do you think it's going to let us reprogram it without a fight?

[enfangs]

I really don't know how cyborg furbies behave at this point.

[notaccurate]

I'm sure you'll learn soon enough.

[enfangs]

Great, looking forward to it.

[notaccurate]

[He pats White on the shoulders.]

You have no idea how much I've missed your earnestness, White.

[enfangs]

[squints]

Is... Is this sincere or an insult...

[notaccurate]

That time is sincere, I promise.

[But wow it really can be hard to tell sometimes, can't it?]

[enfangs]

[ :/ ]

Ah. Well, thanks. Missed you too?

[notaccurate]

Maybe we can have a beanbag fight again, for old time's sake.

[enfangs]

[a snort]

Hey, I'd be up for it. Get some practice in before we maybe have to fight the furby?

[notaccurate]

Of course. I want to be prepared to hurl soft objects at my opponent.

[enfangs]

Gotta take baby steps!

[but away to the rec room...]