mineo.

[enfangs]

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[enfangs]

[...

honestly, one of white's first instincts is to punch him—but he doesn't. instead, his head dips, and his shoulders begin to shake... in laughter? it's quiet, barely perceptible, but it's there.

hey, lord lessa. i think i've met someone almost as much of an idiot as you.

in a place like this, who would've thought?]

Let go of me, asshole.

[sengokus]

I already said no!

[and - honestly, he doesn't know what white's response is. he doesn't get it. but he's also not trying to get it right now, getting up and using his grip on white's arm to pull him closer -

just so that he can get him into a headlock. hm.]

Say you're not a monster!

[enfangs]

What the hell!?

[well, now he's trying to shove mineo off of him.]

Fine, I'm not a monster! Geez, you're making a way bigger deal of this than it needs to be!

[sengokus]

[cool - then he'll let white go, even if he still doesn't look pleased about it]

Shut up, I'm making it exactly the size of deal it's gotta be!

[that barely made sense]

Ahhh, you piss me off! Just fucking win and do what you want that doesn't involve hurting people already!

[enfangs]

I piss you off? You piss me off! And yeah, yeah, I already got that memo.

[sengokus]

I'm glad I piss you off!!

[god he's still so tired from sparring and he just barely got a burst of energy to headlock white

so he just

flops over again]

Stupid horned edgelord...

[but he's just. grumbling useless still apparently]

[enfangs]

Stupid one-eyed moron who makes up titles for himself.

[sengokus]

[GHK]

No! I'm not letting what you say get to me!

[kind of is tho]

[enfangs]

You seriously need thicker skin, man.

[sengokus]

You could just be less rude, you know.

[enfangs]

I'll pass.

[sengokus]

... everyone here really is like this...

[except mineo apparently]

[enfangs]

Yeah, you're seriously the odd one out here. Think you might've gotten lost on the way to somewhere else, maybe.

[sengokus]

[ . . . he just huffs.]

... I'd definitely prefer to be somewhere a little - .... not as taxing as this place.

[not as LEWD]

But I've got stuff I want too.

[enfangs]

Yeah, yeah. Your mysteries, right?

[sengokus]

[he looks elsewhere for a second before shifting again]

Yeah.

[ . . . ]

I was told that I shouldn't forget what I came here for - when I went to talk to the other avatars.

[enfangs]

... Is forgetting going to be a concern here, or something?

[sengokus]

I don't know.

[he's too dumb to theorize]

Maybe it was just to get us to focus - or give into the indulging if we haven't already...?

[enfangs]

... Well, there's no way I'm forgetting.

[said more to himself than to mineo.]

Maybe. Stop screwing around—except in one sense of the term—and get to it?

[sengokus]

[he agrees

but the implication there

just makes him throw a hand over his face]

Dude...!

[THAT'S LEWD]

[enfangs]

[a snort.]

Wow. Endorsi was right—you really do act like a fucking virgin.

[sengokus]

[A SPLUTTERING NOISE]

I - I don't wanna hear that from you....!!

[JUST ASSUMING WHITE DOESN'T FUCK?]

[enfangs]

W-What's that supposed to mean!?

[sengokus]

That was the stutter of a man who's a hypocrite!!

[HE ZEROED IN SO FAST]

[enfangs]

Shut up! I bet I've dated way more than you have!