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[enfangs]

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[sengokus]

One-Eyed Dragon of Shinjuku!!

[he almost announces it louder

lame]

dw did not want me to receive this notif

[enfangs]

Never heard of it.

dw was trying to keep me from running

[sengokus]

[GHK]

It's me! You've heard of me! Don't be a dick...!

[he says and even from where he's flopped on the ground he tries to stretch out to kick white weakly]

[enfangs]

[attempts to kick back]

Where'd that title even come from!?

[sengokus]

[this is slightly more aggro footsie now]

F-From me! What's wrong with that?!

[enfangs]

[why did you write those words]

You made up your own title!?

[sengokus]

[well it is]

How else do people get titles?!

[enfangs]

I'm pretty sure other people grant you with 'em! Like, when you become famous and shit!

[sengokus]

N-Not always, probably!

What - do you have any titles?

[enfangs]

Aside from job stuff? Not really.

[sengokus]

... you have a job....?

[WHY DID HE NOT REALIZE THIS]

[enfangs]

What did you think I did!?

[sengokus]

[he

goes quiet

he didn't think that far]

[enfangs]

[...

TRIES TO KICK HIM AGAIN]

[sengokus]

[it connects and he just makes a GUAGH noise]

It's not like you ever told me what you did!!

[enfangs]

So you just figured I was unemployed!?

[sengokus]

Don't say it like it's a bad word! Being between jobs is a normal thing that happens to people!

So what do you do...?!

[this is the most angrily he's ever asked this question]

[enfangs]

[there's








a long pause]

[sengokus]

[






matching long pause]

.... how illegal is it...

[enfangs]

... You know what? Pretty illegal! Yeah!

[he is jumping on this train so that he doesn't have to admit that's only 50% of the pause

and that the other 50% is because he realized hE'S TECHNICALLY UNEMPLOYED NOW AFTER ALL]

[sengokus]

[he's just

gonna roll over onto his stomach because apparently they're just

doing this on the floor

would this work for a sloth indulgence?]

So what is it?

[enfangs]

[he sits up, leaning back on his hands.]

... Well, whatever my higher-ups needed. Not like it came with a job description... If Lord Ares told you to jump, you asked, "How high?"

Usually, though, I did a lot of the public shit like recruiting.

[sengokus]

[ . . . . huh.]

What made it illegal?

[enfangs]

Oh, we killed people.

[blunt.]

[sengokus]

[ah.

it's hard to miss it - the way he freezes up a little.

and then, clipped:]

Why?