I can't say that I was, no.
[The movie on TV is. . . something else. But she's also browsing through the board games, looking at all of them briefly and then putting them away.]
[The movie on TV is. . . something else. But she's also browsing through the board games, looking at all of them briefly and then putting them away.]
Not particularly. Well - I've never seen any of these before. I was wondering if anything they had in here would be more interesting than these.
I haven't. We don't have this kind of entertainment. My. . . someone from my House used to read comics, but that's about all.
. . . All right. I'll try it.
[Too bad she's competitive and doesn't like to lose. Surely this will go well.]
[Too bad she's competitive and doesn't like to lose. Surely this will go well.]
[Okay! Picking up a controller! She's never played before, but trying to follow the directions on the screen.
Immediately picking the buffest lady fighter she can.]
Immediately picking the buffest lady fighter she can.]
What I like?
[She's a little flustered? Wow!]
. . . I thought I should choose the strongest looking fighter.
[She's a little flustered? Wow!]
. . . I thought I should choose the strongest looking fighter.
We'll see about that. Once I have my bearings -
[She looks frustrated at the controller, since she's still not sure she knows how to use it, and then nods.]
Yes, let's begin.
[She looks frustrated at the controller, since she's still not sure she knows how to use it, and then nods.]
Yes, let's begin.
[She's never played a video game before, but she actually does regularly fight using skeleton constructs, so the concept of directing another body in a fight with limited controls isn't unfamiliar.
Still, that can't make up for the unfamiliarity with a controller or games in general; he'll definitely get the upper hand against her easily.]
Useless! I wanted you to block that blow, not special attack!
Still, that can't make up for the unfamiliarity with a controller or games in general; he'll definitely get the upper hand against her easily.]
Useless! I wanted you to block that blow, not special attack!
[Oh, she's big mad now that she's losing.]
You'll come to regret taunting me. Your experience is the only upper hand you have.
You'll come to regret taunting me. Your experience is the only upper hand you have.
[Too late - she's quickly beaten.]
Allow me to reread the list of abilities, and we will rematch at once.
Allow me to reread the list of abilities, and we will rematch at once.
[She'll take a few minutes to read more carefully, trying to get a sense of where she went wrong, and then another huff of breath.]
Very well. Once more.
Very well. Once more.
Yes. I will make a far better showing this time.
[She's so intense and determined and its definitely hilarious. Immediately opening with a combo from buff lady.]
[She's so intense and determined and its definitely hilarious. Immediately opening with a combo from buff lady.]
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