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[mineo wants to be diluc]

You're the one who was putting yourself down first, idiot.

[kind of yea]

I can do both! Both! Like having layers!

[like shrek]

Don't think that's what they mean by that.

Well now it does. It counts, shut up!

[mineo please just stop talking]

Sorry, but you're already wrecking that mysterious image!

Shit. I-I don't know what you're talking about, it's not like you know anything about me!

Doesn't that make everyone here mysterious, then? I don't know shit about any of you.

Hm... Yeah, kind of?

But mystery is also a vibe...

[stop saying words]

You really don't have that vibe, dude. Except for maybe the eyepatch.

Ohh, yeah! The eyepatch definitely makes me cooler, huh?

[shut up]

Just a little.

But it does! Hah, I knew it!

[he's so easily pleased why]

Are you about to tell me you don't even need it?

[fuck]

I... do!

[ok]

[i truly don't even remember their positions anymore but i don't think white got up, so. he does now to lean in closer to mineo.]

Prove it. Take it off.

[fuCK. mineo's leaning back but also trying not to wholeass fall off the couch]

Y-You can't just ask a man to take off his eyepatch!

Dude, it's not like I'm asking you to strip.

It's the same principle!

[is it]

It's just an eye! Even if you do need it, trust me that I've seen way worse than whatever could be under there!

No, now I don't wanna!

[he's so stupid]

[there's a pause.

before he lunges for mineo, obviously aiming for the eyepatch.]

[his instincts kick in

so he's totally rolling off the couch before he can get tackled, catching himself and moving to sprint the fuck away from this conversation]

[YELLING AFTER HIM—]

I'm totally going to get you to show me sometime—!

[AS HE'S BOLTING]

Nooooooooo!!

[i guess that's the thread]

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