mineo.

[enfangs]

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[sengokus]

[DON'T JUST STAB HIM ALSO WHY DOES WHITE HAVE BOTH A SWORD AND A KNIFE - i guess that's getting asked later. mineo will do the same though, sliding his gun holster off next to the sword just to be fair.

anyway.

the funny thing is that mineo says spar but also mineo's no good at holding back his own strength, so a mean and vicious fight is genuinely fine. they probably just come to a draw after they're all bruised up and tuckered out and someone's been thrown across the room unless you want to flip heads or tails on who won]

[enfangs]

[a draw it is as white flops onto the floor]

... Not too bad.

[sengokus]

[mineo is

also flopping but he only flops AFTER white flops]

Huhu! What'd I tell ya?! I'm the One-Eyed Dragon of Shinjuku!

[enfangs]

You're the what now?

[sengokus]

One-Eyed Dragon of Shinjuku!!

[he almost announces it louder

lame]

dw did not want me to receive this notif

[enfangs]

Never heard of it.

dw was trying to keep me from running

[sengokus]

[GHK]

It's me! You've heard of me! Don't be a dick...!

[he says and even from where he's flopped on the ground he tries to stretch out to kick white weakly]

[enfangs]

[attempts to kick back]

Where'd that title even come from!?

[sengokus]

[this is slightly more aggro footsie now]

F-From me! What's wrong with that?!

[enfangs]

[why did you write those words]

You made up your own title!?

[sengokus]

[well it is]

How else do people get titles?!

[enfangs]

I'm pretty sure other people grant you with 'em! Like, when you become famous and shit!

[sengokus]

N-Not always, probably!

What - do you have any titles?

[enfangs]

Aside from job stuff? Not really.

[sengokus]

... you have a job....?

[WHY DID HE NOT REALIZE THIS]

[enfangs]

What did you think I did!?

[sengokus]

[he

goes quiet

he didn't think that far]

[enfangs]

[...

TRIES TO KICK HIM AGAIN]

[sengokus]

[it connects and he just makes a GUAGH noise]

It's not like you ever told me what you did!!

[enfangs]

So you just figured I was unemployed!?

[sengokus]

Don't say it like it's a bad word! Being between jobs is a normal thing that happens to people!

So what do you do...?!

[this is the most angrily he's ever asked this question]

[enfangs]

[there's








a long pause]

[sengokus]

[






matching long pause]

.... how illegal is it...

[enfangs]

... You know what? Pretty illegal! Yeah!

[he is jumping on this train so that he doesn't have to admit that's only 50% of the pause

and that the other 50% is because he realized hE'S TECHNICALLY UNEMPLOYED NOW AFTER ALL]

[sengokus]

[he's just

gonna roll over onto his stomach because apparently they're just

doing this on the floor

would this work for a sloth indulgence?]

So what is it?