Sure, what should I say? Should I compose something? Or just tell you a little bit about my life and troubles? I really appreciate you coming out here and just supporting me like this, even though I have absolutely no clue who this is!
Well, I suppose it all started a few months ago. That was when Cathy and I were together. Everything was good at the beginning—tennis, long lunches, strolls around the green—but before long, Cathy set her sights on something abhorrent.
Work! Can you believe it? She moved out of Neo Yokio, which may (or may not) be the greatest city on the planet of Earth, to San Francisco, to be an investment banker! I deserve better than that, but at the same time, how could she break my heart like that? I gave her everything—fashion, antiques, luxury timepieces...
It's not just what I say, emperor, it's simple fact! Think about it: when it comes to watches, most people hardly fuss over how fancy they are, but when the price of just one of these luxury timepieces equals that of a decent-sized penthouse, you have to reconsider your position. With prices that range from $35,000 to $25 million, luxury timepieces aren't just for telling time. They're keepsakes and pieces of history, not just to be worn or flaunted, but to be treasured and passed down. Cars are much the same, as are valuable couture garments from premier fashion houses. These things appreciate with time, and will always be appreciated by any gender!
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week 0, friday.
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I'm Neo Yokio's most eligible bachelor, gentleman of leisure, and premier magistocrat! Nice to meet you, emperor.
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You're welcome!
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Any woman my age knows the appreciating value and equity inherent to a luxury timepiece.
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[which unfortunately is the last message he can send so kaz's audience is soon to be over]
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