luca.

[enfangs]

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[enfangs]

Grace and I broke a TV and suddenly we got this fucking slime dumped on us out of nowhere?

[notaccurate]

Oh. That doesn't seem safe. It's not corrosive to your skin, is it?

[WHITE???]

[enfangs]

Nah, it was just gross. Washed most of it off, but not enough, I guess. So, here we are.

[notaccurate]

Right.

[Well. If it's not dangerous, Luca will just take the clothes and shove them in the washer. He's hoping it's the washer, because there's two different kinds of machines and he's making his best guess. Then he goes looking for the soap, because he at least knows you need soap for washing.]

Why did you break it in the first place?

[enfangs]

[white pauses to think because at this point, he no longer remembers.]

[notaccurate]

...

You don't remember do you?

[enfangs]

Grace suggested it! It wasn't my fault!

[notaccurate]

You still went along with it! What if this goo had melted your skin off?

[enfangs]

I didn't know that was going to happen!

[also an important question: has luca started up the machine]

[notaccurate]

[Not yet, because he still needs to add the soap. He found some soap though and he's adding it. Also we have to DM the mods when they turn it on, I just saw that note on the locations page.]

You should have at least let someone else do it so you could see what would happen first.

[enfangs]

[ye that's why i'm asking i'm sorry luca as i go to ask now]

Hey, I can take responsibility for my actions.

[notaccurate]

[yes go ask them plz, it will be a nice surprise when I wake up.]

Then at least pay attention so you can see how to use this machine.

[At least the knobs make sense. Water temperature, cycle strength. He's setting it to 'tap cold' and 'normal', that feels like the safest way.

And then. Click. He presses the button to turn it on.]

[enfangs]

[i assume luca has a working sense of sight and smell and therefore did not just stuff white's clothes into the Questionable Machine, so white will be looking around at the other machines. maybe they'll find someone else's clothes.]

... Uh, what the fuck?

[notaccurate]

[Once the laundry is put in the machine and running, he notices the Questionable Machine.]

...ah.

I suspect your partner in crime may have done that.

[enfangs]

[a low whistle]

... Wow. How the hell do you even manage this?

[notaccurate]

By letting someone else deal with it, I believe.

[enfangs]

[he laughs.]

Can't exactly fault her for that. I'd do the same!

[notaccurate]

Maybe our hosts will fix it for us. Just don't get caught in here. Once your clothes are done, take them and go hang them up in your room to dry.

[enfangs]

Right, right, I'll be sneaky. Unless my roommate rats me out, anyway.

[notaccurate]

If she does, then you can beg forgiveness. It's always easier than asking permission.

[enfangs]

[a laugh]

I like the way you think.

[notaccurate]

Then we will get along just fine, I think.

[enfangs]

Hey, I'm not going to not appreciate the guy helping with my laundry.

[notaccurate]

[This is actually a little surprising to Luca, because he was totally expecting people to demand things of him and then forget about him once they got what they wanted. It happens so much that it's the baseline for him.]

Well, if I'm getting that kind of consideration, mind if I ask a personal question?

[enfangs]

[he blinks.]

Depends on what it is.