luca.

[enfangs]

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week 0, saturday.

[enfangs]

[unfortunately, jumping into the hot tub with grace wasn't quite enough to get all of the green slime out of his clothes, and sure, white just changed into another outfit later, but he likes that one? so here he is in the laundry room.

... squinting at the washers and dryers...

someone may have never had to use one of these things before.]

[notaccurate]

[Honestly? Luca has never used a modern washing machine either. He usually pays someone else to wash his clothes.

But still, when he walks by the laundry room, he stops. Because White is in there, and he looks confused.]

Having trouble?

[Luca might not know how to use a washing machine either, but he's at least seen them before and is good at figuring machines out.]

[enfangs]

[making other people do it for you is a mood.]

Uh... you know how to use one of these?

[notaccurate]

Of course, it's just a washing machine.

[He has no idea. But his ego won't let him back down.]

[enfangs]

All right, then show me.

[good luck, luca]

[notaccurate]

Of course.

[Heck.]

What needs washing?

[enfangs]

[he holds up a jacket and pants with goo stains.]

This stuff.

[notaccurate]

What in the world did you get on them?

[enfangs]

Grace and I broke a TV and suddenly we got this fucking slime dumped on us out of nowhere?

[notaccurate]

Oh. That doesn't seem safe. It's not corrosive to your skin, is it?

[WHITE???]

[enfangs]

Nah, it was just gross. Washed most of it off, but not enough, I guess. So, here we are.

[notaccurate]

Right.

[Well. If it's not dangerous, Luca will just take the clothes and shove them in the washer. He's hoping it's the washer, because there's two different kinds of machines and he's making his best guess. Then he goes looking for the soap, because he at least knows you need soap for washing.]

Why did you break it in the first place?

[enfangs]

[white pauses to think because at this point, he no longer remembers.]

[notaccurate]

...

You don't remember do you?

[enfangs]

Grace suggested it! It wasn't my fault!

[notaccurate]

You still went along with it! What if this goo had melted your skin off?

[enfangs]

I didn't know that was going to happen!

[also an important question: has luca started up the machine]

[notaccurate]

[Not yet, because he still needs to add the soap. He found some soap though and he's adding it. Also we have to DM the mods when they turn it on, I just saw that note on the locations page.]

You should have at least let someone else do it so you could see what would happen first.

[enfangs]

[ye that's why i'm asking i'm sorry luca as i go to ask now]

Hey, I can take responsibility for my actions.

[notaccurate]

[yes go ask them plz, it will be a nice surprise when I wake up.]

Then at least pay attention so you can see how to use this machine.

[At least the knobs make sense. Water temperature, cycle strength. He's setting it to 'tap cold' and 'normal', that feels like the safest way.

And then. Click. He presses the button to turn it on.]

[enfangs]

[i assume luca has a working sense of sight and smell and therefore did not just stuff white's clothes into the Questionable Machine, so white will be looking around at the other machines. maybe they'll find someone else's clothes.]

... Uh, what the fuck?

[notaccurate]

[Once the laundry is put in the machine and running, he notices the Questionable Machine.]

...ah.

I suspect your partner in crime may have done that.

[enfangs]

[a low whistle]

... Wow. How the hell do you even manage this?

[notaccurate]

By letting someone else deal with it, I believe.

[enfangs]

[he laughs.]

Can't exactly fault her for that. I'd do the same!